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francieum:

tltty:

IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

(Source: hungarian, via parisashirzadi)

— 2 weeks ago with 321287 notes

When I date someone at this point in my life. I’m not dating them just to say I’m dating someone. I’m dating them with the intent to build, progress and have a romantic partnership. If somewhere along the lines it doesn’t work out, fine. But they’ll never be able to say I didn’t try to grow with them.

(Source: elusivelyshani, via kennnnnaa)

— 2 weeks ago with 35570 notes

the-chandelier-swing:

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— 2 weeks ago with 68170 notes

radicalravenclaw:

my eating habits are so terrible in the summer its like one day i’ll eat an apple and nothing else and the next i will eat a whole pizza and a cake 

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— 2 weeks ago with 114826 notes

jaclcfrost:

it’s four am and i’m laughing to the point of crying

(via chicken-fingers)

— 2 weeks ago with 31082 notes

intensional:

this child is just like me when i get tickled 

(via chicken-fingers)

— 2 weeks ago with 37938 notes

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via parisashirzadi)

— 2 weeks ago with 256228 notes

ejacutastic:

grown men who sexualize young girls should be fucking burned alive

— 2 weeks ago with 239 notes

weedjoke420:

no offense but what the fuck am i doing

(via chicken-fingers)

— 2 weeks ago with 112539 notes
Tourist:Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker:No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Tourist:
Tourist:
Tourist:
Tourist:I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.
— 2 weeks ago with 106219 notes