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"My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument."
Archbishop Desmond Tutu  (via citrons-siciliens)

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My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends

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*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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"Maybe it won’t work out. But maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure ever."
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Anonymous asked: You're such an inconsiderate little cunt head you fucking moron I am SO NICE you fucker cockhead lesbianwhore




my first anon hate im gonna print this out and frame it


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I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

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